She digs it... an update on your favorite celebrity couples.
TomKat- Tom is currently fucking the brains out of Katie Holmes. In between rounds he reads her Scientology: Auditor's Handbook and Battlefield Earth.
Nick and Jessica- Unfortunately these two are in a bit of a rough patch due to Jessica getting double-teamed by Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera on the set of The Dukes of Hazzard.
Justin and Cameron- Still not doing anything interesting.
Bennifer 2- Ben and Jen are planning their wedding down to the last detail. A particularly contentious point has been whose publicist gets to call it off at the last second.
Brad and Angelina- Hopefully they are in a hotel room at some global chakra point (on top of Mt. Arrarat, the geographical north pole, the exact center of Los Angelos) working towards the repopulation of Earth with their seed.
Nick and Jessica- Unfortunately these two are in a bit of a rough patch due to Jessica getting double-teamed by Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera on the set of The Dukes of Hazzard.
Justin and Cameron- Still not doing anything interesting.
Bennifer 2- Ben and Jen are planning their wedding down to the last detail. A particularly contentious point has been whose publicist gets to call it off at the last second.
Brad and Angelina- Hopefully they are in a hotel room at some global chakra point (on top of Mt. Arrarat, the geographical north pole, the exact center of Los Angelos) working towards the repopulation of Earth with their seed.
