i'm such a sheep...
New blog! If I'm bored enough to write this, there are probably people out there who are bored enough to read it, so why not?
Anyway, I will neither make nor keep any promises from this point forward excepting that I swear I will never post any retarded pictures of my pet(s) that I happen to find cute/entertaining/arousing. I'll leave that shit to the 12 year old girls and 26 year old hipsters who have the maturity level of 12 year old girls. Also, I promise a steady stream of profanity-leaden, not as hilarious as I find them, drunk/stoned/exhausted 4am posts refering in graphic detail to how I failed to get any that evening. Now there's something for the kids.
Furthermore, I declare, and so it shall be typed, to all the people who know me that anything you say can and will be used against in the court of my blog. So watch your fuckin' mouths.
It strikes me that perhaps the first widely popular blogger was Maddox @ xmission. If you are unfamiliar with Maddox, simply google "best page in the universe." You will find it amply more amusing than my shit (though in a much more crass sort of way).
Anyway, I will neither make nor keep any promises from this point forward excepting that I swear I will never post any retarded pictures of my pet(s) that I happen to find cute/entertaining/arousing. I'll leave that shit to the 12 year old girls and 26 year old hipsters who have the maturity level of 12 year old girls. Also, I promise a steady stream of profanity-leaden, not as hilarious as I find them, drunk/stoned/exhausted 4am posts refering in graphic detail to how I failed to get any that evening. Now there's something for the kids.
Furthermore, I declare, and so it shall be typed, to all the people who know me that anything you say can and will be used against in the court of my blog. So watch your fuckin' mouths.
It strikes me that perhaps the first widely popular blogger was Maddox @ xmission. If you are unfamiliar with Maddox, simply google "best page in the universe." You will find it amply more amusing than my shit (though in a much more crass sort of way).
