Hard to go gold with such a limited audience
Ok, so this week's "fun with disposable income" is going to involve the purchase of fabric paints at Utrecht. I'm gonna take some hanes undershirts and add a little of that ironic flava that's about to become totally passé thanks to the brahs in middle america. Mine are gonna be totally personal though... think bustedtees for record producers. Here are some of the slogans I've come up with:
-"W.W.R.R.D.?" (what would Rick Rubin do?)
-"my other console is an SSL" (funny because it's true)
-"i'd rather be mixing" (even more so than having sex)
-"yo mama likes DP" (that's Digital Performer for those unfamiliar. this is my fav but i think it's a little too risqué. maybe if i could paint the DP logo underneath...)
-"you call it underwear, i call it a shockmount"
-"compression... two pounds of shit in a one pound bag"
Anyway, I think I'm gonna call them E.L.T.E.E.s (that's everything louder than everything else for those of you who aren't Motorhead fans). I hope to be sporting one or two in the near future...
-"W.W.R.R.D.?" (what would Rick Rubin do?)
-"my other console is an SSL" (funny because it's true)
-"i'd rather be mixing" (even more so than having sex)
-"yo mama likes DP" (that's Digital Performer for those unfamiliar. this is my fav but i think it's a little too risqué. maybe if i could paint the DP logo underneath...)
-"you call it underwear, i call it a shockmount"
-"compression... two pounds of shit in a one pound bag"
Anyway, I think I'm gonna call them E.L.T.E.E.s (that's everything louder than everything else for those of you who aren't Motorhead fans). I hope to be sporting one or two in the near future...
