oh my dear, no!
dear person,
am i your secret crush?
type:
1.) for "no, you are an asshole"
2.) for "no, i have a boyfriend and i am faithful"
3.) for "no, but i'm looking to cheat on my boyfriend"
4.) for "maybe, decisions are too much pressure"
5.) for "maybe, but you need to quit pulling my hair"
6.) for "maybe, you are holding my hair while i vomit"
5.) for "yes, but i'm scared so let's just stay friends" 6.) for "yes, now please ask me to tea"
7.) for "yes, now please fuck me sideways"
ps- please drop this in locker 714 when you are finished.
am i your secret crush?
type:
1.) for "no, you are an asshole"
2.) for "no, i have a boyfriend and i am faithful"
3.) for "no, but i'm looking to cheat on my boyfriend"
4.) for "maybe, decisions are too much pressure"
5.) for "maybe, but you need to quit pulling my hair"
6.) for "maybe, you are holding my hair while i vomit"
5.) for "yes, but i'm scared so let's just stay friends" 6.) for "yes, now please ask me to tea"
7.) for "yes, now please fuck me sideways"
ps- please drop this in locker 714 when you are finished.
